Enzyme Environmental Solutions Inc (EESO)

[lazyfaire]

Dingo, you might be on to something.

Give it a chance... it *might* work. If we all join together, like ALL OF US, we will have strength in numbers, and then the lawyers will HAVE to let us take our ex-girlfriends to court in a class-action lawsuit.

Your honor, they said they loved us, they swore it, they would always be with us, and always put out, and agree to wear lingerie on certain holidays, so we bought them jewelery and fine foods, but then they came back to us and said, sorry, those were forward-looking statements, we did not and could not have anticipated these new circumstances of you losing your hair and getting a beer belly, so hasta-la-vista loser!!!***


***NOT based on actual, true events. LMAO