The Jailhouse

[Bird of Prey]

In the interest of...


Improving Inmate morale.

and...

developing inmate skills.


all inmates must participate in the IHUB JAIL GLEE CLUB.

this is your first musical number please memorize the words by FRYDAY.

How Sweet to be an Idiot
Words and music by Neil Innes

How sweet to be an Idiot
As harmless as a cloud
Too small to hide the sun
Almost poking fun
At the warm but insecure untidy crowd.

How sweet to be an idiot
And dip my brain in joy
Children laughing at my back
With no fear of attack
As much retaliation as a toy
How sweet to be an idiot.
How sweet...

I tiptoe down the street
Smile at everyone I meet.

But suddenly a scream
Smashes through my dream
Fee fi fo fum
I smell the blood of an asylum
Hey you, you're such a pedant
You got as much brain as a dead ant
As much inagination as a caravan site!

But I still love you, still love you, oooh
How swee-ee-eet to be an idiot
How sweet
How sweeeeet
How sweeeeeeeet......

Click here to hear it.
http://neilinnes.org/songblog2/songs/Neil%20Innes%20-%20How%20Sweet%20To%20Be%20An%20Idiot.mp3