Charlestowne Premium Beverages Inc. (FPWM)

[luvthemtrainz]

OT -- OT

A guy and his wife are sound asleep one dark and stormy night when there's a pounding on the door. Quickly, the man jumps up, opens the window and yells down; "Who's there?"

A very inebriated man looks up and slurs; "Me. I need a push."

"Go away, it's raining." says the homeowner, and he closes the window and jumps back into bed.

"What was that all about?" asks his wife.

"Just a drunk -- says he needs a push."

"Well, aren't you going to help him?" she asks.

"Hell no. It's raining cats and dogs out there."

Obviously peeved, she starts in on him; "Don't you remember a couple of months back when we were on our way back from that party. It was raining and the car broke down, and those folks from the farmhouse couldn't do enough to help. Now, you get your ass down there and help the man."

"Oh, all right." he says.

He opens the window again and yells down; "You still there?"

"Yesh."

"Okay, I'm getting dressed and will be right down."

He gets dressed and walks out into the pouring rain. "Where are you?" he asks.

"Over here." says the drunk.

"Where?"

"Over here ----- on the swing."