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MBP: Teleportation will revolutionize the world with low cost instant travel. Later computer manipulation will be introduced into the reconstitution process at neighborhood new era plastic surgery clinics. Our bodies will be disassembled for transportation and then reconstituted with changes pre determined by the patient. Cancer will be a thing of the past as will all ailments, as they will simply be removed during the reconstitution process.

Ultimately all men will resemble Brad Pit and will be hung like Johnny Wad Holmes. All women will ultimately resemble Angelina Jolie with breast ranging from Pammy cups to Dolly mounds.

Individual identity will become harder and harder to discern, so the new World Government will order that everyone have a number discretely tattooed on their forehead.

Each number will start with 666.

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