Any Good Jokes?

[PappaJohn]

Apples And Cookies

Up at the head table in the cafeteria of a Catholic school, one of the nuns had placed a big bowl of bright red, fresh, juicy apples.

Beside the bowl, she placed a note which read, "Take only one.
Remember, God is watching."

At the other end of the table was a bowl full of freshly baked chocolate chip cookies, still warm from the oven.

Beside that bowl, was a note scrawled in a child's handwriting which read, "Take all you want. God's watching the apples."