Any Good Jokes?

[PappaJohn]

Sick and Old
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A little girl was in church with her mother when she started
feeling ill.

"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"

"No," her mother replied.

"Well, I think I'm gonna be sick, Momma!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church
and then behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.

"Were you sick?" her mom asked.

"Yes."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church
and returned so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy.
They have a box next to the front door that says,
'For the Sick.'"

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A group of senior citizens were sitting around talking about
their ailments.

"My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,"
said one.

"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't even see my
coffee," replied another.

"It has gotten to where I cannot hear anything anymore,"
said one in the loudest voice of the group.

"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," said
the fourth, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another.

"I can't even remember what I'm doing half the time; if I don't
make myself a note, I forget what I am trying to do in the first
place," chimed yet another.

"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an old
man as he shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence...

"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully.

"Thank the Lord we can all still drive."








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