The Jailhouse

[Bird of Prey]

STEALING TAGLINES!!!!!


The most heinous crime online! Do you have any idea the pain you've caused? <g

Perhaps I'll share some of mine...again.


These are just a few from the Dragon section...

"Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
"Dragon HORDE? I thought y'said Dragon HOARD!"
"I'M FIGHTING THE DRAGON!"
"I'm rich, I'm rich." --PC "Yes, very tasty." --Dragon
"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons."
"Oh, man! You killed my dragon. You guys are going to pay!" - DM
"Where's that damn dragon?"
* <- Benalish Hero . <- Benalish Hero vs Shivan Dragon
...and never, ever cut a deal with a dragon.
A Mage with a machine gun beats your three dragons
AD&D Famous Last Words: "Am I seeing things or is that a dragon?"
Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon...
Anything not nailed down is a Dragon toy...
DM: Behind the door is a red dragon. PC: I close the door!
Dragonriders are Weyr'd!
Dragonriders of PERV! I don't want to hear this one.
Famous Last Words #2: "But it's only a LITTLE red dragon..."
Famous Last Words #35: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon..."
Famous Last Words #43: "Damn, Tiamat - you're one UGLY dragon..."
Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Famous Last Words: "Watch me goose that sleeping dragon"
Famous Last Words: "Dragon? What dragon?"
Famous Last Words: "I know that's an illusionary dragon!"
Grandma got run over by a dragon...
Have you hugged your Dragon today?
He who hesitates at the wrong time is lunch for a Dragon...
I gotta' get back to Reality...now where is that stupid Blue dragon?
I point the wand at the dragon. DM: You die PC: WHAT!? DM: Wrong end.
I'd like to see you dismount the dragon and say that!
I'd rather be riding a dragon.
If you'll bring the marshmallows, I'll bring the dragon!
Just remember, sometimes the dragon wins.
Never ask a red dragon if he has a light...
NEVER extend credit to a dragon.
Never french kiss a dragon...
Never stand in front of a sneezing dragon.
NEW from Ralston Purina: Priest/Mage flavored DRAGON CHOW!
Only Munchkins ask "how many spectral dragons?"
Paladin: canned food for dragons.
Players Defense #7: "Avoid Sneezing Dragons..."
Puff the magic Dragon Livin in the Tree.
Slaying foul maidens and rescuing fair dragons!
Swords are pointless without Dragons..
The light at the end of the tunnel may be an oncoming dragon!
Those who live by the dragon die by the dragonlance.
weak voice from under the dragon "He can't get me,... I'm under him."

The Bird of Prey