Bow Hunting

[AUdad]

> Deer Joke:
>
>
> An 8 pointer, 4 pointer and a button buck are standing by a field
> browsing on acorns.
>
> The 8 pointer says, 'I'm happy with my 10 does, we're really getting along.'
>
> The 4 pointer says, 'I'm happy as heck with my 5, they really take care of me!'
>
> The Button buck says, 'My two are all right, better than nothing I guess.'
>
> Then all of a sudden a GIANT 14 pointer walks out into the field. The
> three bucks had
> never seen anything like him before, they were in awe. The big buck
> made a huge scrape and
> pissed in it, rubbed a tree the size of a telephone pole and snapped
> it off at the ground!
> The three bucks looked on in amazement.
>
> The 8 pointer says, 'I could probably get by with 4 does...........Who really
> needs 10 anyway?'
>
> The 4 pointer says, 'You know............. come to think of it, I only
> really use
> one or two of mine!'
>
> The button buck was silent, as the other two bucks look over to him in
> confusion. Suddenly
> the yearling runs out into the middle of the field! He rips and tears up some
> grass........ pisses all over the place, snorts & wheezes, rubs his
> head raw on a tree and
> chews a lickin branch clean off! Then he runs back over to his buddies.
>
> His friends immediately ask him, 'What the hell are you doing!?'
>
>
> 'I'm just makin' sure that big sumbitch knows I'm a buck!'