Any Good Jokes?

[makesumgravy]

WHEN I SAY I'M BROKE - I'M BROKE
>> A little old lady answered a knock on the door one
>> day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young
>> man carrying a vacuum cleaner.
>> "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could
>> take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like
>> to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered
>> vacuum cleaners.""Go away!" said the old lady. "I'm
>> broke and haven't got any money!" and she proceeded
>> to close the door.
>> Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in
>> the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too
>> hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
>> my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a
>> bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If
>> this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of
>> this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will
>> personally eat the remainder." The old lady
>> stepped back and said, "Well let me get you a fork,
>> 'cause
>> they cut off my electricity this morning."
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