Boy oh boy it was just some entertaining post from the past... follow the link... Like this one,
Top Ten List in case you missed it -
The top 10 hints that your stock may be a scam: (Apologies to David Letterman)
10. Company PR guy, nick-named "Uncle Melvie", bears striking resemblance to Moe from the 3 Stooges.
9. Company CEO claims that diamond exploration program has been hampered by "sun spots".
8. Uncle Melvie claims company has discovered a new mineral called "ium".
7. Company's corporate headquarters mysteriously occupied by a "hot rod shop".
6. At a company organized party in Las Vegas, crazed Canadian broad rushes the stage and calls everyone crooks.
5. Company CEO's daytimer: 11:00 AM - wake-up; 11:05 to 12:30 PM - cigarettes and coffee; 12:30 to 2:00 PM - dump 700 billion shares; 2:00 PM to 1:00 AM - drinking and gambling; 1:00 - 2:00 AM - discuss important company business with other itinerant gamblers that I meet at casino over nightcaps; 2:30 AM - pass out.
4. 90 year-old ex-CIA spook appointed to board, vows to "crack the whip", acknowledges he doesn't know what the company does, or if it has any employees.
3. Company claims to have received $10 million from another zero-asset company whose president lives in a trailer in his parent's back yard.
2. Quasi-religious group initiates "day-of-prayer" for chain-smoking, hard-drinking, overweight CEO, just in case he has another stroke.
1. 3 words: "former jail guard".
I am not bound to please thee with my answers. William Shakespeare, Greatest English dramatist & poet (1564 - 1616)
