![](http://investorshub.advfn.com/images/default_ih_profile2_4848.jpg?cb=0)
Wednesday, December 10, 2008 10:41:54 PM
I love a good softdrink/ beverage, and bionic is one of the best out there. What most people here don't realize is that a good enema, starts with a good tonic. Census show that bionic is being used with increasing frequency among the gay and sauna crowd. "The disposable income of the gay community is not something we take lightly" says Bionic CEO " and you can expect to see advertising in 2009 to reflect our diversified cliental ." When prodded for further updates, Devon Shotcaller of Bionic media relations quickly added, " Getting an enema after spending time at the sauna is crucial to my lifestyle, and bionic tonic really seems to do the job" . A bystander at the last press release commented that "it's the fizz" that really works.
Enema Times Dec, 10
Glidelogic Corp. Becomes TikTok Shop Partner, Opening a New Chapter in E-commerce Services • GDLG • Jul 5, 2024 7:09 AM
Freedom Holdings Corporate Update; Announces Management Has Signed Letter of Intent • FHLD • Jul 3, 2024 9:00 AM
EWRC's 21 Moves Gaming Studios Moves to SONY Pictures Studios and Green Lights Development of a Third Upcoming Game • EWRC • Jul 2, 2024 8:00 AM
BNCM and DELEX Healthcare Group Announce Strategic Merger to Drive Expansion and Growth • BNCM • Jul 2, 2024 7:19 AM
NUBURU Announces Upcoming TV Interview Featuring CEO Brian Knaley on Fox Business, Bloomberg TV, and Newsmax TV as Sponsored Programming • BURU • Jul 1, 2024 1:57 PM
Mass Megawatts Announces $220,500 Debt Cancellation Agreement to Improve Financing and Sales of a New Product to be Announced on July 11 • MMMW • Jun 28, 2024 7:30 AM