Posted by: tee2green74 Date: Monday, October 06, 2008 2:28:50 PM
In reply to: Scovanner who wrote msg# 28023 Post # of 28082
for you scovanner, enjoy
a devil went down to bama, he was looking for some coin to steal.
he was in a bind, his bills behind: he was willin' to make a deal.
so he came across this naive town, Opportunity, man it was hot.
devil broke in, on a towns meeting, and said: "mayor let me tell you what:
"i bet you didn't know it, but i'm a diesel maker too.
"from inside this tent, your money well spent, will make millionaires of you.
"you farmers make a good livin', but please give the devil his due:
"i'll bet my gold against your souls, i'll employ a hundred of you."
then the devil said: "my name's johnny and prolly, lying is a sin,
"but if you make this bet, you'll never regret, 'cos i'm the best that's ever been."
now johnny sharpen'd up his tongue, he thinks that they're all 'tards
hell's broke loose in bama, and the devil deals the cards.
but the metal they win, is nothing but tin, a shiney reynolds foil.
but if they lose, the devil gets their soil.
the devil unfurled the contract and he said: "here, start the show"
and fire flung, from his forked-tongue, as red as lava glow.
he watched the town, pass it all around, all signed, and no one missed
his band of demons singing songs of glee and making an evil hiss.
with the contract signed and finished, johnny said: "all you good ol' boys.
"ya'll just sit right there, and let me share, what you signed in all that noise"
lies on the mountain, fun boys, fun.
devil's got your money and it's just begun.
chicken fat reactor, stickin' the flow
"will it make bio-diesel?"
"no, child, no."
the townsfolk bowed their heads because they knew that they'd been beat.
so they laid that precious property deed, on the ground, at johnny's feet.
johnny said: "folks just put in a sewer line if you ever wanna try again."
"i told you back then, i always win, i'm the best that's ever been."
and he said, "lies on the mountain, fun boys, fun."
devil's got your money and it's just begun.
chicken fat reactor, stickin' the flow
"will it make bio-diesel?"
"no, child, no."
LOL
AI
