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Saturday, 09/06/2008 9:35:51 AM

Saturday, September 06, 2008 9:35:51 AM

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1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.
He
acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned
out to
be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it
was a
weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in
his
work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for
littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are
looking
into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said
to the
other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the
Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When
his
grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change
yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium, at
large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned
veteran.
21. A backward poet writes in-verse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your
count
that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

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