I-Home improvement

[PMS Witch]

Many years ago, a neighbour’s boyfriend was playing silly person in an empty lot next to a mall. He was building ramps with some left over construction junk and jumping over other debris with his dirt bike. After a few successes, he’d construct bigger ramps and larger piles of junk to jump. A few people stopped their cars to watch. Eventually, he was jumping over some empty oil barrels. By then, he’d attracted quite an audience. He turned the barrels on end, built a HUGE ramp, and took some practice runs, stopping before the actual jump, and backing down the ramp. The audience began to multiply even more. He built suspense to put professional performers to shame.

He removed his helmet and holding it out, visited each car for a donation. Most tossed him a dollar, but a few donated two.

He transferred the money to his pocket, replaced his helmet, and calmly rode off across the field.

I still chuckle when I think of his stunt.

Cheers, PW.