Pirate Traders

[JXM]

Hey, we both think that we won. It is a win/win situation.

But what it boils down to is that people who have their sensibilities offended by profanity will think that you were clearly the winner.

and

People who have their sensibilities offended when someone refers to another's family members in a derogatory manner will see me as the clear winner.

And none of it will change the fact that you are scum.