Any Good Jokes?

[Renee]

A rabbit joke :

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks with the sweetest little lisp between two missing teeth ,
" Excuthe me , mithter , do you keep widdle wabbits ? "

As the shopkeeper's heart melts , he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks " Do you want a widdle white wabbit , or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit , or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there ? "

She , in turn , blushes , rocks on her heels , puts her hands on her knees , leans forward and says , in a tiny quiet voice , " I don't think my python weally gives a thit . "