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A man was sitting in a subway car eating a bag of fresh shrimp, ripping off the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.

After he had gobbled a few of them down the old woman opposite him says, "Sir, would you mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."

"Listen, lady," He replies, "It's got nothing to do with you. I've paid for my ticket and I'll do what I damn well please." He then continues ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating the shrimp. Finally he finishes the bag and settles back for a little snooze.

The old woman pulls out the needles and yarn from her bag and begins knitting. For the next few minutes all the man could hear while he was trying to sleep was that incessant clicking of her knitting needles.

After a few more minutes, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you please stop that noise, I'm trying to sleep?"

"It's got nothing to do with you," snaps the woman, "I've paid for my ticket and I'll do what I want on this train."

At that, the man grabs the woman's knitting and throws it out the window. The woman immediately stands up and pulls the emergency stop cord.

The man bursts out laughing, saying, "Ha ha, the transit police will fine you $200 for that!"

"Maybe," the old woman replies, "But I bet you'll get at least six years after they smell your fingers