Really LMAO now... I never figured you the type to own one of those fancy dogs, but I hear they work best as a dust mop just before getting a haircut. And there's probably a use for WD-40 in the application for best results.
My whole house is a kid zone... Classroom, science lab, toybox, gamespace, bouncehouse, movie stage, concert hall, gormet resturaunt, bakery, ground zero and command central.
Case of barn envy here. My getaway is an attached 2-car garage/doghouse with no couch, much too close to the kitchen. When I do get the finances to build my barn you can bet it'll be far from the house, like one of those 5+ acre lots in West Texas.