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Al-Qaeda has released a violent English-language
rap song urging young Muslims to wage holy war.
The song, titled "Dirty Kuffar" ("Dirty Infidels"),
is being broadcast on the Internet in an attempt
to lure music-loving youth into the terror network.

So here, for your edification and pleasure are:

The Top 5 Rhymes in the Al-Qaeda Rap Song

Allah Akhbar, let's hit the crack bar.
In victory, we'll smoke us a fatwa!

My name is Osama and I'm one badass bomba.
I got a beard like yo' daddy, but I dress like yo' mama.

Yo, it's me you see, with lots of TNT in my BVDs.
Cool as can be, like Scott Bakula playin' Dracula.
They'll be cleanin' up my insides with a spatula.

I'm the mutha of Mullahs, the baddest in Al-Qaeda.
I'll fry Yankee **** like a bag of Ore-Ida.

Join one of our cells and be all invisible.
Slipping fives to strippers, just like an infizzidel