new virus warning....
Watch out for these new viruses - Neither Symantec
or McAfee have any solutions for these yet!!!
The Dubya Virus - Causes your computer to keep
looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just
keep counting and re-counting.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a 7-inch Hard Drive
with NO memory.
The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard
drive out of an old floppy.
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of
your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
The Ronald Reagan Virus - Saves your data, but
forgets where it is stored.
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 300 Mb hard drive shrinks to 100 Mb, then
slowly expands to re-stabilize around 200 Mb.
The Jack Kevorkian Virus - Deletes all old files.
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be
inserted.
The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but
your processor doesn't care.
The Joey Buttafuoco Virus - Only attacks minor files.
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some
files, leaves, but will be back. AND THE FAVORITE .
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive
into a 3.5 inch floppy . . then discards it through Windows.
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