WannaBeSmart. In life we often don't get what we want. Sorry to say - you'll never get one of the things you want.
Phil is Jason? - LOL.. let me offer a few simple proofs that Phil and Jason could not possibly be Jason:
Jason is tall, he has a lot of hair, he hates hot dogs, he goes to ALtus often, and he has one arm longer than the other.
Phil is not tall, his hair is thinning, he loves hot dogs, he will NOT go to ALtus for fear of his life, both his arms are the same short length, and how can he be Jason when he is really Dez.
Besides, no one forced you to buy anything. If you're in the red it's all your own fault.
One other proof - Phil returns emails and phone calls.