Ruskie report update # 2245 -
Boris - We must investigate the girlie-girlie scam. The Motherland can not tolerate any hanky panky by the BHUB Zealots. I have informed the Minister of Finance to foward you 10,000,000 Rubles as an advance for a trip to the sinful island of sex. You must report back to us in 24 hours. If we do not hear from you by then, we will disavow any knowledge of your mission. To make sure you do not stray form your task, the Director of the KGB will be flying out tomorrow to "assist" you in performing your duties. He is bringing along a 10 pound bag of charcoal briquettes, a Speedo bathing suit, various antibiotic medications, and a photographic device to assist him in the investigation. Also, all of the heads of state, governors, mayors, police chiefs, public officials, traffic control officers, judges, and anyone who makes over 250,000 Rubles a year will be traveling with the Director as his security force. The fate of the Motherland is dependent on your success. Do not fail us Boris. BHUB must never trade again.
