Wow! Just got back from a weekend trip to the resort! What a fabulous time I had! Two blondes a redhead and three brunettes greeted me at the airport. Those were the trained attack dogs the island security forces had with them to guarantee security at the airport. Once I found my driver, who had my name spelled wrong on his placard (Lazercrazed8 instead of slazenger7) I was escorted to the resort via donkey drawn carriage. My suite was absolutely fabulous! A suite with running water and beds was also available for a surcharge of $27,000 dollars (American). The girls caused my knees to wobble! My choice was the slimmest of the gorgeous group of beauties. Her name was Bertha and she weighed in at 370 pounds. Needless to say, I did not spend a dime on cab fare, as Bertha just hoisted me over her shoulder and whisked me off to the Casino! After losing $75,000 at the casino, $73,000 of which Bertha lost playing number 13 on the roulette table, we headed back to the resort. I frolicked the night away with Bertha in the night club. Luckily, Cedrick the Entertainer was the headliner! Unfortunately, he only told three jokes and then passed out on the makeshift stage. I woke up the next morning at the ticket counter at the airport. What a great experience! I think this thing is big! I mean bigger than big! I mean we are all going to be millionaires! Have to go now. I have a doctors appointment in the morning to see if something can be done about the festering sores that have developed on my uhhh, well, errrr on my lower extremities .
Good luck to all BHUB shareholders! We struck Gold!!!!! Oh wait, this was TELA not BHUB........ Nevermind.
- SLAZ -
