Fiends In Stocks

[RedneckInvestor]

That last line of yours rings so true...

If Chelsea was over there selling girl scout cookies or shaking her ass, they'd be pinning medals all over her flat chest and invite her to every talk show that would have her. Hell, they'd probably even find her a compatible man in the process. But the Senator's Son, on the other hand, went over there and got 'er done without me even finding out about it until today. Me, being a headline grabber, that really does speak volumes. And I've always been a huge fan of underdogs and watersports.