YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM VIRGINIA IF......
1. You've eaten at all of the following restaurants: Waffle House, Dairy Queen and Krispy Kreme.
2. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.
3. Your school classes have been cancelled because of "the cold."
4. Your school classes have been cancelled because of "the heat."
5. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.
6. You measure distance in minutes. (Is there any other way)?
Edit: Maybe by beer, IE: It's a two beer trip. LOL
7. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
8."Vacation" means going to the beach or to the mountains.
9. You've seen all the biggest bands...ten years after they were
popular.
10. You know several people who have hit a deer.
11. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" or vice versa in the same day.
13. You've seen people wear bib overalls to a funeral.
14. You've seen a car running in the parking lot at the store with no one in it no matter what time of the year.
15. You've used "fix" as an auxiliary verb. Example: "I am fixing to go to the store."
16. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
17. You think of the four major food groups as BBQ, sweet tea,
biscuits, and Jell-O with marshmallows.
18. You carry jumper cables in your car.
19. You know what "cow tipping" is.
20. You think that a Coke is a "Coke," not a "soda," and for goodnes sake, never "pop."
21. You find 90 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
22. You know four seasons: "Almost Summer," "Summer," "Still Summer," and "Christmas."
23. You know which part of the state other Virginians are from as soon as they open their mouth.
Have fun,
Phil
