Just what every man wants--a thinking woman!
The little old lady.......
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up
supplies for his farm. He stopped by the hardware
store and picked up a bucket and an anvil. Then,
he stopped by the livestock dealer to buy a couple
of chickens and a goose. However, he now had a
problem, how to carry all of his purchases home.
The livestock dealer said, "Why don't you put the
anvil in the bucket, carry the bucket in one hand,
put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose
in your other hand?"
"Hey, thanks!" the farmer said, and off he went.
While walking he met a little old lady who told
him she was lost. She asked, "Can you tell me how
to get to 1515 Mockingbird Lane?"
The farmer said, "Well, as a matter of fact, I live
at 1616 Mockingbird Lane. Let's take my short
cut and go down this alley. We'll be there in no
time."
The little old lady said, "I am a lonely widow
without a husband to defend me. How do I know
that when we get in the alley you won't hold me up
against the wall, pull up my skirt, and ravish me?"
The farmer said, "Holy Moses, lady! I am carrying a
bucket, an anvil, two chickens, and a goose. How in
the world could I possibly hold you up against the
wall and do that?"
The lady said, "Set the goose down, cover him with
the bucket, put the anvil on top of the bucket, and
I'll hold the chickens
Have fun,
Phil
