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[Phil(Hot Rod Chevy)]

Subject: FW: new taliban cities named

Now that our b52's are reorganizing the afghanistan's landscape,
U.S. intelligence has discovered that the taliban have renamed some of their towns to confuse us.

The new names include:

1)wherz-myroof
2)mykamel-izded
3)oshit-disisbad
4)waddi-ehzgowinon
5)pleez-ztopdishit
6)kizz-yerass-goodbi
7)ikanstan-disnomore
8)wha-tafuk-wazi-tinkin
9)myturburn-izburnin
10imma-dedshmuck.


Have fun,
Phil