The Confessional

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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our
Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced
state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just wait until
you hear this!"

The priest led the sister to a chair, and said, " Now just
calm down and tell me what has you so excited?" "Well,
father" the nun began, "I was just walking down the hall
to the chapel and I heard some of the older boys wagering
money!"

"A serious infraction, indeed!" said the priest.

"But that's not what has me so excited, father" replied
the nun, " it was WHAT they were wagering ON! They had
wagered on a contest to see who could urinate the highest
on the wall!!"

"What an incredible wager!" exclaimed the priest, "What
did you do?"

"Well, I hit the ceiling, father."

"How much did you win?"