Perhaps a PR to this effect about to be released?
"Extreme has recently signed a letter of intent to assist Santa Claus in delivering packages this Christmas in hot desert regions around the globe where Santa's reindeer have a difficult time flying due to eradic and often-times dangerous winds caused by intense heat thermals.
"Extreme Sandcars have proven themselves to withstand such rigorous demands of coping with blistering desert heat and sandblasting winds, and Alan McCaw of Extreme Motorsports feels deeply honored that Santa Claus would choose Extreme above all other outsourced means in assisting in this arduous task of making certain that every package gets delivered properly in a timely fashion by Christmas morning.
"Even more noble in this amazing humantarian gesture on Extreme's part is the fact that Santa offered to pay cash for Etreme's assistance this Christmas, but CEO Alan McCaw of Extreme declined, stating, "We would rather accept milk and cookies in lieu of any cash payments.
"This unprecidented gesture of humility in accepting milk and cookies in lieu of cash might well position CEO Alan McCaw as 2008 Time Magazine Cover Person Of The Year.
"Some additional news: Upon conducting some intense research (at the local pub on Friday evenings to help curb costs), we have discovered that no other company has dominated the market for making toy Sandcars, and WE have determined to be the company to fill that demand.
"Our outlook for 2008 looks to be the brightest yet in the history of Extreme. In helping meet the demands of package delivery this Christmas, we will soon be having intense discussions after the Holiday Season with Santa and his elves to deliver a toy Extreme Sandcar to every male under the age of 7 next 2008 Christmas. More details of this billion dollar revenue producing joint venture will be forthcoming in the months ahead.
"On behalf of Extreme Motorsports of California, we would like to wish all of our existing two shareholders and our employees a very Merry Christmas and an exceptionally prosperous New Year. We've faced many challenges in 2007, but remember: Real success cannot be measured in dollars and cents. Seeing "Extreme" smiles on the faces of young children all over the world on Christmas morning is worth more than all the wealth of the world."
