Any Good Jokes?

[Rckhnd]

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One
of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of
the ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to
the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to
knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes
went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still
waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his
Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off
the platform.

The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat
there, silently.

The other students were shocked, and stunned and sat there looking on in
silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine, and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?"

The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's
soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit and act like
an asshole. So, He sent me."