Any Good Jokes?

[xsurfbum]

A simple survival test.
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>What should you do:
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>You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side
>is a sharp drop off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the
>same speed as you. Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and
>your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the
>same speed as you and the kangaroo. What must you do to safely get out of
>this highly dangerous situation?
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>If you do not know, see answer below...
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>Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!
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