"Hotel Cal-bay"
On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of easy money, rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a 41m OS light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to buy before the night
There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
'This could be Heaven or this could be Hell'
Then she lit up the form 4's and she showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Cal-bay
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
Plenty of room at the Hotel Cal-bay
Any time of year we raise the AS here
You can buy stock here
Pawson's mind is Tiffany-twisted, he's got the Mercedes Benz
He's got a lot of pretty, pretty rivzi believers he calls friends
How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some dance to remember a bid, some dance to forget
So I called up the Captain,
'Please bring me a PR'
He said, 'We haven't had A PR here since the assets were frozen'
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel Cal-bay
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel Cal-bay
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Mirrors on the ceiling,
The pink champagne on ice
And The lotto players said 'We are all just prisoners here, of our own device'
And in the rivzi believers chambers,
They gathered for the feast
They stab Pawson their steely knives,
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing I remember, I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To where my money was before
'Relax,' said the night man,
'We are programmed to receive.
You can check-out any time you like,
But you can never leave!'
