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[luckydude777]

TEK: To short pinksheet stocks "legally," ... I think one has to work for a Market Making firm.

To land a job at a Market Making firm, I've heard that you have to first pass "initiation rites" ... kind of like being accepted in a biker gang.

Though I can't substaniate this, I've been told that this "rite" now demands that you must steal the purse of a little old lady with either a walker or cane; steal also her walker or cane; knock her feet out from underneath her, and while she's lying there helplessly on her back (providing she's conscious) ... you must tell her that God loves her, and you've been sent by God to show her the way to heaven.