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these email spams are really reaching using Henry Paulson as a conduit!





Good day to you, I am Henry M. Paulson, Jr., Secretary of the
United
States National Treasury. President George W. Bush nominated me
to be
the 74th Secretary of the Treasury on June 19, 2006. The United

States Senate unanimously confirmed me to the position on June
28,2006
and I was sworn into office on July 10, 2006 by Supreme Court
Chief Justice John Roberts. As Treasury Secretary, I am the
President'sleading policy advisor on a broad range of domestic
and
international economic issues.

Before coming to Treasury, I was Chairman and Chief Executive
Officer
of Goldman Sachs. I joined Goldman Sachs in 1974 in the Chicago
Office
and became a partner in 1982. From 1983 until 1988, I headed up
Investment Banking Services for the Midwest Region and became
Managing
Partner of the Chicago Office in 1988. In 1990, I was named
Co-head of
the firm's investment Banking Division, and in 1994 I rose to
the
position of President and Chief Operating Officer. In 1998, I
was
named Co-Senior partner, and with the firm's
public offering in 1999, became Chairman and CEO.

Prior to joining Goldman Sachs, I was a member of the White
House
Domestic Council, serving as staff Assistant to the President
from
1972 to 1973,and as staff Assistant to the Assistant Secretary
of
Defense at the Pentagon from 1970 to 1972 I graduated from
Dartmouth
in 1968, where I was a
member of Phi Beta Kappa and All Ivy, All East, and honorable
mention
All American for football. I received an M.B.A. from Harvard in
1970.
I and my wife, Wendy, have two
children, Amanda and Merritt.

The United Nations has given me an Instruction also with the
World
Bank to wire a sum of $10m into your Bank Account in a Legal way
that
is why I have contacted you the United States Department of
Justice,
The Attorney Peter Keisler will get some documents for you so
that
this
Transaction can be completed without delay the following
documents
needed are as follows

1: United Nations Stop Order Document
2: World Bank Clearance Certificate
3: President's Approval Letter
4: Proof of Ownership Certificate.

These four documents are needed before I can proceed with the
transfe
into your bank account in the meantime; I want you to confirm
the
following details to me.

Legal First and Last Name:
Complete Residential Address & Age
Direct Telephone No & Fax
Legal Occupation and Position
Address of Occupation

Please get back to me as soon as possible so we can be done as
soon as
possible the President of the United States ( President George
W. Bush
visited Nashville yesterday so I wasn?t able to get his Approval

Certificate from hisoffice so try and reach me back via my
Personal
Email and Note that
you can reach me faster via my personal email.

Thanks and God Bless you.

Henry M. Paulson, Jr.
Executive Secretary United States Treasury Department
Main Treasury
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, D.C. 20220

You may send U.S. mail to
US Treasury Department.
1500 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, D.C. 20220
Office Fax: [phone]General Tel#:[phone]
Personal E-mail: [e-mail]