Monday, February 16, 2004 12:29:51 PM
I know some of you can't relate to this but........
This morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal
when suddenly for no discernible reason he confided in me that
he "hadn't seen his thing in 15 years."
Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal
information to a complete stranger, and not knowing what else to say
and wanting to be helpful, I said, "Why don't you diet?"
Giving me a surprised sideways stare, he said,
"Dye it? What color is it now?"
received via email from my mother! She never talked like that when I was a pup.
This morning I was standing next to a very fat fellow at a urinal
when suddenly for no discernible reason he confided in me that
he "hadn't seen his thing in 15 years."
Not knowing why he suddenly decided to confide such personal
information to a complete stranger, and not knowing what else to say
and wanting to be helpful, I said, "Why don't you diet?"
Giving me a surprised sideways stare, he said,
"Dye it? What color is it now?"
received via email from my mother! She never talked like that when I was a pup.
"Sometimes, business decisions must be based not on economics,
but on what is right." ~ Ivan Howes
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