Please!
We are not freaks! No more than those who can recite the batting order for game 3 of the 1953 world series or describe in detail what Van Gogh was thinking when he painted Starry Night or can tell every detail of the lives of all four Beatles...
It's just what some of us choose to do with our time. Some people cook, some clean, some collect things, some watch pro wrestling. We immerse ourselves in a place that doesn't have the stresses and problems of our "normal" lives.
That is one of the things I like about going to the movies. For a couple of hours I can watch someone else's world. If I'm lucky things will work out for them and I'll "feel good" when I leave the theatre.
BTW, you'd have real trouble sneaking that sandwich in down here in Florida most of the time...coats look real suspicous in July and August. Though it was 28 this morning. I guess the Bills are bringing some weather to help in their game in Miami Sunday.
The Bird of Prey