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I'll leave you with some good humour,

Famous quotes:

'He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.'
-- Winston Churchill

'I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure'
-- Clarence Darrow

'He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.'
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

'I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.'
-- Groucho Marx

'I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.'
-- Mark Twain

'He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.'
-- Oscar Wilde

'I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend... if you have one.'
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...followed by

Churchill's response:
'Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one.'
-- Winston Churchill

'I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.'
-- Stephen Bishop

'He is a self-made man and worships his creator.'
-- John Bright

'I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.'
-- Irvin S Cobb

'He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.'
-- Samuel Johnson

'He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up.'
-- Paul Keating

'He had delusions of adequacy.'
-- Walter Kerr

'Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?'
-- Mark Twain

'His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.'
-- Mae West

'Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.'
-- Oscar Wilde