? Wow --- so THAT's what happened to Fred Thompson!!! ? ?? Subject: One Wish
???????? A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating> ???????? Their? 35th? wedding anniversary in a quiet, ????????? Romantic little restaurant.Suddenly, a tiny yet ????????? Beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying,For ????????? Being such an exemplary married couple and for being ????????? Loving to each other for all this time, I will ????????? Grant you each a wish."Oh, I want to? travel around ????????? The world with my darling husband.The fairy? waved ????????? Her magic wand and - poof! Two tickets for the Queen ????????? Mary II appeared in? her hands.The husband' thought ????????? For a moment: "Well, this is all very romantic, but ????????? An opportunity like this will never come again.I'm ????????? Sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 ????????? Years? younger than me."
????????? The wife,? and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, ????????? But a wish is a? wish.So the fairy waved her magic ????????? Wand and - poof!The husband became 92? years old.
???????? The moral of this story: ????????? Men who are ungrateful bastards should ??????????? Remember fairies are female.
