Going To CHURCH !!!!!]
A young couple wanted to join the church, the minister told them, "We have
a special requirement for new member couples. You must abstain from sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed, but after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the minister ushered them into his office, the wife was crying and the
husband was obviously very depressed.
"You are back so soon... Is there a problem?" the minister inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain from
sex for the required month." the young man replied sadly.
The minister asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult... However, we managed to abstain
through sheer willpower."
"The second week was terrible, but wit h the use of prayer, we managed to
abstain."
"However, the third week was unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer,
reading from the Bible...anything to keep our minds off carnal thoughts."
"One afternoon my wife reached for a can of paint and dropped it.
When she bent over to pick it up, I was overcome with lust and I just had
my way with her right then and there. It was lustful, loud, passionate sex.
It lasted for over an hour and when we were done we were both drenched in
sweat, admitted the man, shamefacedly.
The minister lowered his head and said sternly, "You understand this means
you will not be welcome in our church."
"We know," said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
Home Depot anymore either."
