Rants and Raves

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While on a flight from New York, the Stewardess was busy
passing out peanuts and cokes to everyone.

There were about sixteen flights lined up waiting to
get clearance to take off. Then the other Stewardess got
a message from the Pilot that the tower said the wind
had changed 180 degrees and they were first in line to
take off, and to have everyone buckle up.

Without thinking she just announced "Please buckle up,
grab your drinks and hold your nuts, we're taking off".