The Golden Lounge

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here's a good one...

3 Americans ,3 Canadians = 1 Train Ticket

Three Americans and Three Canadians are traveling by train to a hockey game.At the station,the three Canadians each buy tickets and watch as the three Americans buy only a single ticket."How are the three people going to travel on only one ticket?"asks the Canadians."Watch and you"ll see"
answers the Americans.They all board the train.The Canadians take there respective seats and all three Americans cram into the bathroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed,the conductor comes around collecting tickets.He knocks on the bathroom door
"Ticket Please"
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.The conductor takes it and moves on.The Canadians see this and agree it was a good idea.
So after the game,they decide to copy the Americans on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station,they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment,the Americans didn't buy a ticket at all."How are they going to travel without a ticket?"asks one perplexed Canadian."Watch and you"ll see"
answers the American.
When they board the train,the three Canadians cram into the bathroom and the three Americans cram into another bathroom nearby.Once the train leaves the station,one of the Americans leaves and walks over to the bathroom where the Canadians are hiding,Knocks on the door and says,

______________________"TICKETS PLEASE"______________________