Any Good Jokes?

[nwsailor]

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE, PART III
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>What's the Cuban National Anthem?
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>"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
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>Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
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>A different bar.
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>What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the
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>A speech impediment.
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>What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at
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>They're hiring.
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>What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
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>A southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage
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>How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word?
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>Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
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>What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
>fairytale?
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>A Northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale
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>"Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
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>Why is there no Disneyland in China?
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>No one's tall enough to go on the good rides