Any Good Jokes?

[nwsailor]

SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE PART I
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>What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
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>Juan on Juan.
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>What is a Yankee?
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>The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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>What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
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>The position of the dirt bag.
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>Why is divorce so expensive?
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>Because it's worth it.
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>What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
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>One US leader.
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>What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
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>Doughnuts.
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>Why is air a lot like sex?
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>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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>Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
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>Because Janet Reno is her real father.
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>What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room
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>100 people who don't do dick.
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