Good One !!
> If you've ever worked for a boss that reacts before getting the
> facts and thinking things through, you will love this!
> A large company, feeling it was time for a shakeup, hired a new CEO.
> The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
> On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning on a wall.
> The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he
> meant business.
> He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How
> much money do you make a week?"
> A little surprised, the young man looked at him and replied, "I make
> $400 a week. Why?"
> The CEO then handed the guy $1,600 in cash and screamed, Here's four
> weeks' pay, now GET OUT and don't come back."
> Feeling pretty good about himself, the CEO looked around the room
> and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"
> >From across the room came a voice, "Pizza delivery guy from
> Domino's.....
>
My picks are my own and many times wrong, generally looking 3-6 months out
'A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have.' ........
Thomas Jefferson