Mark, a loving husband, was in trouble. He forgot his wedding
anniversary
and his wife was really ticked off at him. She told him, "tomorrow
morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200
in under 6 seconds,
AND IT BETTER BE THERE."
The next morning, Mark got up really early before work. When his wife
woke up a couple of hours later, she looked out the window, and sure
enough, there was a small gift-wrapped box sitting in the middle of the
driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway,
and took the box
into the house. She opened it, and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Mark is not yet well enough to have visitors.......
