Thursday, August 23, 2007 3:42:22 PM
Hey, maybe this guy is telling the truth after all. Remember Bob "BJ" Allen, the staunchly anti-gay Florida State Representative who got arrested for offering $20 to cop in a park rest room? His excuse always seemed a little fishy, didn't it? I mean, knocking on a bathroom stall and offering a black cop money for sex because you're afraid of black men, and you're hoping he'll drive you several miles to the Kennedy Space Center where you can jump out of the car and seek help from the security guard at the gate doesn't exactly sound like the most efficient way to escape. And why hang around the restroom for an hour if you're afraid of the neighborhood, right? Well.... Mr. Allen has finally answered that question for us. The reason he was hanging around the park and going in and out of the restroom for an hour was because he was afraid of an approaching thunder storm. Thank goodness Mr. Allen has cleared that up for us!
I was beginning to worry that this little scandal might harm his plans for running for the Senate in 2010. But Allen, who describes himself as "the most misunderstood man on Earth" isn't at all worried. "I'm waiting for the politics to say it's OK to hug Bob Allen again -- and they will," he said.
Now that he has cleared everything up, he should work a little on his image. Compare the arrest mug shots below and see if you don't agree that Allen should take a lesson from Tom DeLay on how to pose when being booked. First of all dress appropriately, shave, and comb your hair. And above all, smile!! It also doesn't hurt to be seen smiling with your adoring wife afterward.
Bob "BJ" Allen (R - Fla)
arrested and booked July 11, 2007
on solicitation of prostitution charges.
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R - Tex)
arrested and booked October 20, 2005
on conspiracy and money laundering charges.
Tie color goes well with red face.
Leaving the courthouse on October 20, 2005
on their way home to political oblivion.
Note he even changed ties to go with his wife's dress.
Brings out the "togetherness" thing.
I was beginning to worry that this little scandal might harm his plans for running for the Senate in 2010. But Allen, who describes himself as "the most misunderstood man on Earth" isn't at all worried. "I'm waiting for the politics to say it's OK to hug Bob Allen again -- and they will," he said.
Now that he has cleared everything up, he should work a little on his image. Compare the arrest mug shots below and see if you don't agree that Allen should take a lesson from Tom DeLay on how to pose when being booked. First of all dress appropriately, shave, and comb your hair. And above all, smile!! It also doesn't hurt to be seen smiling with your adoring wife afterward.
Bob "BJ" Allen (R - Fla)
arrested and booked July 11, 2007
on solicitation of prostitution charges.
Former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay (R - Tex)
arrested and booked October 20, 2005
on conspiracy and money laundering charges.
Tie color goes well with red face.
Leaving the courthouse on October 20, 2005
on their way home to political oblivion.
Note he even changed ties to go with his wife's dress.
Brings out the "togetherness" thing.
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