Cdex, Inc. (fka CDEX)

[Xenophon]

"you had a hard time following Paige's story?"

Sumpin' 'bout a dog, a lady, another lady (or maybe the same one), a judge (Jammon's dead unkle?), a Yes/No checklist, another lady (or maybe the first or second lady again?), a vacation, and then the lady again (unknown whether 1st, 2nd, or 3rd lady, or yet a new lady), a jaguar (unknown whether the cat or the car), and an $800,000 home. Not sure how any of the pieces fit together - if they do.

Puttin' together one of Paige's stories is kinda like taking three glasses, smashing them all together into tens of thousands of pieces of glass, then taking 1/3 of the pile of intermixed glass fragmants and trying to piece together one original glass from the pieces using glue.

No, it's harder than that analogy.

As for Raiderman's "the glass is always half full" apologism, what remains unsaid is that the metaphorical glass first needs to be reconstructed from the 1/3 of the intermixed pile of broken glass shards from Paige/Pookie. Oh, and any liquid in that metaphorical glass would be unpotable anyways(TM Nasfan).