OH, MY GOD!!!!!!!! The things running thru my head that I would have him say!!!!!!!!!!
"President Cheney told me this morning..........."
"F***ing (fill in any Bush appointee's name) better get his/her story straight, THIS time."
"The war in Iraq is, indeed, a success. Laura and I have made a butt-load of money."
"Most Americans don't know this, but Laura's a real whore in the bedroom"
Don't bait the bear........