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Wednesday, 08/08/2007 10:32:48 AM

Wednesday, August 08, 2007 10:32:48 AM

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"Twas the day before earnings..."

Twas the day before earnings
and throughout all the gang
not a trader was stirring
'cept for duchess the fang.

The investors were quiet
as were those that lurk
not much was posted
'cept by negative nABOBS and jerks.

With little prognostication
they all held back in stealth
in hopes that wave management
would soon bring them some wealth.

Only hours to go
'fore the numbers come out
and all good folks hoped
to hear no more from self-serving louts.

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