Men's Campfire

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Once upon a time, The Lone Ranger....

The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an
enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief
proclaims"So, you are the great Lone
Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will
be executed in three
days.But, before I kill you, I will grant you three
requests. What is your
first request?"The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like
to speak to my horse."
Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone
Ranger. The Lone Ranger
whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away.
Later that evening,
Silver returns with a beautiful blond woman on his
back. As the Indian Chief
watches, the blond enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night. The
next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.
"You have a very fine
and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two
days.
What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again
asks to speak to his
horse. Silver is brought to him and he again
whispers in the horse's ear. As
before, Silver takes off across the plains and
disappears over the horizon.
Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver
again returns, this time
with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than
the blond. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and
spends the night. The
following morning the Indian Chief is again
impressed. "You are indeed a man
of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow.
What is your last
request." The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to
speak to my horse, alone.
The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is
brought to the Lone
Ranger's tent. Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger
grabs Silver by
one ear, grabs him by the other, looks him square in
the eye and says,
"Listen carefully you stupid ass horse! For the
last time-bring back a
posse! A POSSE!!!!"